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[Instead of Davesprite's voice, there's a pleasant tenor voice.]
You have reached the SFC of Davesprite. Please listen carefully to the following menu.
If this is an emergency and you require assistance, press 1.
If you are a Lalonde, press 3.
If you are a Harley, press 5.
If you are a Crocker, press 7.
If you are a Strider, Davesprite is unavailable to take your call, so please hang up and try again later.
If you are John Egbert, hang up right now and don't call back.
If you would like to repeat this menu, press the # key. Have a nice day!
You have reached the SFC of Davesprite. Please listen carefully to the following menu.
If this is an emergency and you require assistance, press 1.
If you are a Lalonde, press 3.
If you are a Harley, press 5.
If you are a Crocker, press 7.
If you are a Strider, Davesprite is unavailable to take your call, so please hang up and try again later.
If you are John Egbert, hang up right now and don't call back.
If you would like to repeat this menu, press the # key. Have a nice day!
