Voicemail

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

[Instead of Davesprite's voice, there's a pleasant tenor voice.]

You have reached the SFC of Davesprite. Please listen carefully to the following menu.

If this is an emergency and you require assistance, press 1.

If you are a Lalonde, press 3.

If you are a Harley, press 5.

If you are a Crocker, press 7.

If you are a Strider, Davesprite is unavailable to take your call, so please hang up and try again later.

If you are John Egbert, hang up right now and don't call back.

If you would like to repeat this menu, press the # key. Have a nice day!

Comments

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

man dont even joke
id hate to see that proven true
anyway yeah sure clerics are useful with the healing and shit
the problem is that im more of a frontlines guy and i feel useless sitting back and waiting to heal someone
not to mention id most likely die if i went in for combat anyway

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[seablaze]

Would suggest putting up some device for recording,
but they likely control all of that as well.

[Did you want him to stop? Whoops.]

No point in worrying bout it anyways.
Just enjoy the free ride and trinkets.
No one dies here anyways, feathers.
Just get knocked out for a wink.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

i wouldnt be surprised if they monitored the fucking communicators
they seem paranoid enough for that

[Welp. At least there's someone out there who can talk as much as Dave/sprite.]

i dont trust that kinda thing
id rather them be up and running than down on the ground