Davesprite (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
cawcawmthrfckrs) wrote2037-12-27 01:34 am
cawcawmthrfckrs) wrote2037-12-27 01:34 am
Voicemail
[Instead of Davesprite's voice, there's a pleasant tenor voice.]
You have reached the SFC of Davesprite. Please listen carefully to the following menu.
If this is an emergency and you require assistance, press 1.
If you are a Lalonde, press 3.
If you are a Harley, press 5.
If you are a Crocker, press 7.
If you are a Strider, Davesprite is unavailable to take your call, so please hang up and try again later.
If you are John Egbert, hang up right now and don't call back.
If you would like to repeat this menu, press the # key. Have a nice day!
You have reached the SFC of Davesprite. Please listen carefully to the following menu.
If this is an emergency and you require assistance, press 1.
If you are a Lalonde, press 3.
If you are a Harley, press 5.
If you are a Crocker, press 7.
If you are a Strider, Davesprite is unavailable to take your call, so please hang up and try again later.
If you are John Egbert, hang up right now and don't call back.
If you would like to repeat this menu, press the # key. Have a nice day!
[Action]
Dave has it worse. He hasn't had one in two years and he's been living off of whatever trolls eat.
[Action]
[He's pretty sure his own body would shut down if it went without junkfood and/or meat for too long. Or at least go through a gruesome period of detoxing.]