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Voicemail

[Instead of Davesprite's voice, there's a pleasant tenor voice.]

You have reached the SFC of Davesprite. Please listen carefully to the following menu.

If this is an emergency and you require assistance, press 1.

If you are a Lalonde, press 3.

If you are a Harley, press 5.

If you are a Crocker, press 7.

If you are a Strider, Davesprite is unavailable to take your call, so please hang up and try again later.

If you are John Egbert, hang up right now and don't call back.

If you would like to repeat this menu, press the # key. Have a nice day!

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[Hm... Bro's not entirely sure how he feels about that voicemail message. It's true that people searching for Dave shouldn't be contacting Davesprite, but the SFC should make the difference clear either way. Was this distinction really necessary?]

Yo, I'm lookin' for Davesprite. You know, the feathery sprite version of my bro. Good strifer, dorky shades, frowns a lot... I've got a question of the utmost importance.

Get back to me before six, or I'm gonna have to hunt you down myself.

[It's at around five in the afternoon that he notices he has a voicemail waiting for him.

He's just going to ignore everything about it, except for the question and time limit.]

Hey. It's before six, still, so don't go on a Sprite Hunt. What's up?

[Hm. Maybe some day he needs to actually sit Davesprite down for a serious talk about this. Maybe. For now, on to more pressing affairs. He's already wasted enough time waiting for Davesprite to get back to him.]

Sup. I need your input. This is the most important fucking dilemma of the day, so you've gotta make sure to choose wisely. ...Pizza or tacos?

[Good luck with that, Bro.]

...Goddamn it, you would pick that question.

[He has to seriously consider this.]

I'm gonna have to say tacos. Haven't had that in a year.

[Yes, Davesprite. Yes he would pick that question. He'd be shocked if anything else was expected.]

Tacos it is! You wanna go eat up on the roof?

Don't see why not.

See you there in an hour.

[First Bro needs to chill a bit more. Then actually go out to get tacos. Not something he still needs to prepare himself, of course, fuck that. It needs to be ready for eating.

He'll be up on the roof with take-out tacos an hour later. No Lil Cal, just him.]

Later.

[Davesprite flies on over to the roof of Yutopil an hour later, and settles himself sort of next to Bro. He puts a little bit of a distance from the guy, maybe a few inches more than normal in terms of Striders.]

Hey.

[Wow he's so talkative.]

Sup. [Bro barely looks up, his gaze stretching out over the city. Instead, he holds out a taco for Davesprite to take.

He liked the view in Texas better, but this isn't too bad.]

[He takes it and settles himself to sort of sit down on the roof, wings folding behind his back.

Really, Davesprite has to agree with Bro's evaluation of the view. Maybe he can get a decent camera and take some scenery photos.]

[Bro turns his head slightly sideways when Davesprite settles down beside him, but for the most part his gaze is still on the city. He starts unwrapping the foil from his own taco.]

...I can't believe you went a whole fucking year without tacos.

[He shrugs.]

Dave has it worse. He hasn't had one in two years and he's been living off of whatever trolls eat.

For his sake, I'm hopin' they're not vegetarians. Or worse, vegans.

[He's pretty sure his own body would shut down if it went without junkfood and/or meat for too long. Or at least go through a gruesome period of detoxing.]

If it ain't one of my hunters.
How ya doing, feathers?
Did ya know that the coral dims just before something huge happens?

[Congrats, Orange Cream, you are being used for a quest ;D]

if it aint the hunted
cant complain
still wishing i wasnt a cleric but not much i can do about that
and no i didnt know that
why is that

Clerics are pretty useful.
I wouldn't mind kicking back and tossing a heal spell.
Likely have to do with the amount of power it takes to give us a wardrobe change.
Unless the locals do that.
Maybe it's to power up a big sleep spell so they can change everything?
Now that's a little unsettling to think about.

man dont even joke
id hate to see that proven true
anyway yeah sure clerics are useful with the healing and shit
the problem is that im more of a frontlines guy and i feel useless sitting back and waiting to heal someone
not to mention id most likely die if i went in for combat anyway

Would suggest putting up some device for recording,
but they likely control all of that as well.

[Did you want him to stop? Whoops.]

No point in worrying bout it anyways.
Just enjoy the free ride and trinkets.
No one dies here anyways, feathers.
Just get knocked out for a wink.

i wouldnt be surprised if they monitored the fucking communicators
they seem paranoid enough for that

[Welp. At least there's someone out there who can talk as much as Dave/sprite.]

i dont trust that kinda thing
id rather them be up and running than down on the ground

[Oh please, of course this is an emergency. There are movies to watch.]

I humbly request the honor of your presence for a viewing of Edward Scissorhands, scheduled to play on...

[Ah, he has to think about that.]

Whenever you are available and when this whole nonsense about the Coral dies down. To be held at the Villa.

It's been a while, I hope you'll attend.

[...Fuck. There are three things that are making him say yes to this, and they're all compelling reasons.

First: Good Tim Burton movie.
Second: He's never seen Edward Scissorhands, but he's seen the premise and reviews on it, and he sees nothing to stop him from watching it.
Third: Kid's the one offering.]

Hell yes, I need a good movie in my life right about now. Haven't seen that one yet, so that's a bonus.

Hi!

I'm leaving this message because you said you were interested in the cooking classes I was thinking about offering!

So they're going to happen. I'm going to try out a week of classes first, and go from there. You don't have to come to every class, but it'll probably be best if you do. I'll try to make it fun, and there's gonna be a lot of food for people to try!

The classes are going to start on Monday July 9th at noon and run until five in the evening, Tuesday through Friday.

The schedule is gonna look like this:

Tuesday - Cooking Principles and Knife skills

Wednesday - Food Safety

Thursday - Stocks and sauces

Friday - Cuts of meat

Hope to see you there!

-Rin Okumura

Edited 2013-06-27 04:11 (UTC)

On the morning of the 4th, Leo gets up early to go prank all of his friends. He heads to Davesprite's nest and using a telescoping arm, he lifts a giant egg he got from the market and sets it gently in the nest. He quietly walks away after retracting the device and shoving that into his tool belt.

When he's a good distance away, he sends Davesprite an anonymous text.

A little birdie told me congrats are in order. Is it a boy or a girl?

Luckily or unluckily for Leo, Davesprite did spend the night in his nest. He's been peopled out with all this constant cuddling the curse is making him do. Sadly, this also means that his sleeping is very light since he's freezing his feathers off, and the little jingle on the SFC that alerts him to receiving a text message makes him want to chuck the thing right at the nearest hard surface.

He stares at the message for a long moment before looking around the place to figure out what the hell it was talking about. That's when the sprite spots the egg. Davesprite stares at that for a long moment, too. It's way too early in the morning to deal with this shit.

its a girl
i named her breakfast omelette mccuckoo iv
went and got a hot pink frying pan just for my little girl to sleep in

Leo chuckled when the reply came. Still using the anon option he replied to the text, but it's probably obvious it's him.

You telling me you actually cannibalized your offspring?
Gross, dude.

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