Voicemail

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[Instead of Davesprite's voice, there's a pleasant tenor voice.]

You have reached the SFC of Davesprite. Please listen carefully to the following menu.

If this is an emergency and you require assistance, press 1.

If you are a Lalonde, press 3.

If you are a Harley, press 5.

If you are a Crocker, press 7.

If you are a Strider, Davesprite is unavailable to take your call, so please hang up and try again later.

If you are John Egbert, hang up right now and don't call back.

If you would like to repeat this menu, press the # key. Have a nice day!

Comments

[Voice]

[stridercentric]

[Hm... Bro's not entirely sure how he feels about that voicemail message. It's true that people searching for Dave shouldn't be contacting Davesprite, but the SFC should make the difference clear either way. Was this distinction really necessary?]

Yo, I'm lookin' for Davesprite. You know, the feathery sprite version of my bro. Good strifer, dorky shades, frowns a lot... I've got a question of the utmost importance.

Get back to me before six, or I'm gonna have to hunt you down myself.

text; can be set after the bounty

[seablaze]

If it ain't one of my hunters.
How ya doing, feathers?
Did ya know that the coral dims just before something huge happens?

[Congrats, Orange Cream, you are being used for a quest ;D]

voice; 1

[symmetrophile]

[Oh please, of course this is an emergency. There are movies to watch.]

I humbly request the honor of your presence for a viewing of Edward Scissorhands, scheduled to play on...

[Ah, he has to think about that.]

Whenever you are available and when this whole nonsense about the Coral dies down. To be held at the Villa.

It's been a while, I hope you'll attend.

text;

[keepsthefire]

Hi!

I'm leaving this message because you said you were interested in the cooking classes I was thinking about offering!

So they're going to happen. I'm going to try out a week of classes first, and go from there. You don't have to come to every class, but it'll probably be best if you do. I'll try to make it fun, and there's gonna be a lot of food for people to try!

The classes are going to start on Monday July 9th at noon and run until five in the evening, Tuesday through Friday.

The schedule is gonna look like this:

Tuesday - Cooking Principles and Knife skills

Wednesday - Food Safety

Thursday - Stocks and sauces

Friday - Cuts of meat

Hope to see you there!

-Rin Okumura

[action] & [text]

[fundemetal]

On the morning of the 4th, Leo gets up early to go prank all of his friends. He heads to Davesprite's nest and using a telescoping arm, he lifts a giant egg he got from the market and sets it gently in the nest. He quietly walks away after retracting the device and shoving that into his tool belt.

When he's a good distance away, he sends Davesprite an anonymous text.

A little birdie told me congrats are in order. Is it a boy or a girl?