Voicemail

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[Instead of Davesprite's voice, there's a pleasant tenor voice.]

You have reached the SFC of Davesprite. Please listen carefully to the following menu.

If this is an emergency and you require assistance, press 1.

If you are a Lalonde, press 3.

If you are a Harley, press 5.

If you are a Crocker, press 7.

If you are a Strider, Davesprite is unavailable to take your call, so please hang up and try again later.

If you are John Egbert, hang up right now and don't call back.

If you would like to repeat this menu, press the # key. Have a nice day!

Comments

voice; 1

[symmetrophile]

[Oh please, of course this is an emergency. There are movies to watch.]

I humbly request the honor of your presence for a viewing of Edward Scissorhands, scheduled to play on...

[Ah, he has to think about that.]

Whenever you are available and when this whole nonsense about the Coral dies down. To be held at the Villa.

It's been a while, I hope you'll attend.

voice; 1

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

[...Fuck. There are three things that are making him say yes to this, and they're all compelling reasons.

First: Good Tim Burton movie.
Second: He's never seen Edward Scissorhands, but he's seen the premise and reviews on it, and he sees nothing to stop him from watching it.
Third: Kid's the one offering.]

Hell yes, I need a good movie in my life right about now. Haven't seen that one yet, so that's a bonus.